A message from dengue Machar
A message from dengue Machar
Me duniya ki har jaga ghoom chuka hun.
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Lahore Lahore ay
Zindgi main agar kuch hasil krna hai
. Zindgi
main agar kuch hasil krna hai
tu hamesha apny demagh ki suno,
agar demagh sy
koi jwab na aaye
tu aankhen band kr k socho....
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...k
demagh hai b k nhe
um larkiyaan itni khabsorat kyn hoti hooo
Boy....
tum larkiyaan itni khabsorat kyn hoti hooo .
Girls..
kyn k ALLAH ney hum ko apney hatoon sey banaya hai
Boy....
bol tu aise rahi ho jesey hum net sey download howe hain
tum larkiyaan itni khabsorat kyn hoti hooo .
Girls..
kyn k ALLAH ney hum ko apney hatoon sey banaya hai
Boy....
bol tu aise rahi ho jesey hum net sey download howe hain
hamari guftagoo mai khushboo
hamari
guftagoo mai khushboo
Q na hogi faraz
ham ne aik umar guzaari hai
zahoor raja jaani ka paan
khaate hue
SHUKAR ADA KARO US KHUDA KA
SHUKAR
ADA KARO US KHUDA KA JIS NE MUJAY PAIDA KIA.....
WARNA SARA DIN MOBILE KI KHALI SCREEN DEKHNI PARTI.
WARNA SARA DIN MOBILE KI KHALI SCREEN DEKHNI PARTI.
1 Maa ki request hay
"1 Maa ki request hay,plz free package ho to itna phelao k us k betay tk pohnch ja'ay
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Putar Bashir,
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Putar Bashir,
75 sal ka 1 admi
"75 sal k 1 admi ne
newspaper may ishtehar diya
ZARORA-E-RISHTA
ZARORA-E-RISHTA
3 din bd us k ghar latter aya k
baba g es umar may rishte nahe farishte ate hai"
ha ha ha ha ha ha.................................................
In this world everybody makes mistakes
In this
world everybody makes mistakes,
but
only Girlfriend,Wife & Boss have the
God-gifted talent of finding them,
remembering them & reminding them..:)
remembering them & reminding them..:)
Darakht pr 6 prinday
Darakht
pr 6 prinday bethay thay.
Shikari ne dekha Or unn pr fire kia.5 prinday urr gye.
1 betha rha.
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Bus....Badmashi
A Sweet Story.
A Sweet
Story.
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have units 2 measure
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have units 2 measure
weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc
.But nothing 2 measure
Luv,Trust,Frndship.Why?
Boy thought for a while,
Boy thought for a while,
took her in arms,
looked in her deep eyes and said:
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Dekh janu dimag mat kha!
Already physics mein supply hy....
looked in her deep eyes and said:
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Dekh janu dimag mat kha!
Already physics mein supply hy....
Insaan ko sab se bara shock kab lagta hy ?
Insaan ko sab se bara shock kab lagta hy ?
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Socho !!
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Arey nahi pata ?
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Tab la
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Socho !!
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Arey nahi pata ?
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Tab la
Eid ki shopping karni hy
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yar.
Eid ki shopping karni hy???
l/l
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yar.
Eid ki shopping karni hy???
Zara Himat karo aur Aao mil kbijli ka pol bech dein
wese bhi faltu
laga howa hy.....
Google Search Result
A Guy Searching These Keywords On Google
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"How To Have A Free Dinner At A 5 Star Hotel"
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Google Search Result
"hindustani Lagty Ho..."
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"How To Have A Free Dinner At A 5 Star Hotel"
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Google Search Result
"hindustani Lagty Ho..."
Mujhe aap ki bahut fikr ho rahi hai
. ramazan rehematon ka mahina hai
or
wo mahina
aagaya apna khayal rakhana
q ki
faishte shaitaon ko dhund dhund kr pakad rahe
hai
mujhe aap ki bahut fikr ho rahi hai.......................
TAZA HAWA K LIAY
TAZA HAWA K LIAY MAIN THORI DAIR TERIS PAY KYA
GYA
BACHO
LOGO NY SHOR MACHA DIA K EID KA CHAND NAZAR A GYA HAI
LOGO NY SHOR MACHA DIA K EID KA CHAND NAZAR A GYA HAI
PATHAN(Rizwi Khan)Rocks
All Scientists Fail To Answer This,But PATHAN(Rizwi Khan)Rocks
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Q:Which Liquid Thing Turns to Solid On Heating?
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Pathan:(Rizwi Khan)Pakoray
hehehehe;-)
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