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Aik larkay ki 9 behnen 


aik larkay ki 9 behnen thy, 
10 ve behan paida hui to aik dost ne poocha 
iska nam kya rakho gey... 
larkay ne jawab dia:
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 Ben 10

Din sabr kr lo

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lll/ll\ll
lll]ll[lllBas .27

din sabr kr lo,................

Ramzan khatm hote hi zamanat karwdungi tmhari....

Sardar

Srdar:

          Miss ap ne kAL Mujy caL Kyun Ki tHi......

..... kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se? 

TecHeR:

            Mai Ne To Koi CaLL Ni Ki. 

Sardar:

           tO pHir mry mObiLe pE KyOn LiKhA ThA. 

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1 Miss caLL

GOLDEN RULE

GOLDEN RULE "Agar Koi Apko Patthar maarY To Ap Usko Phool Maaro.
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LekiN
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GamlY k SaatH. . .*

Pathan apni wife se

.,,,,,,,,, .Pathan apni wife ke sath motor bike me speed me jaraha tha.

Wife: 

               Aram se chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.

Pathan:

             tum bi ankhien bnd karlo meri terha. .,,,,,,,,,,,,

Pathan begam se

Pathan begam ke liye chapal lene gaya.............

dukandar:

           Pathan G size batao?

Pathan:yar wo tu main bhool gaya hun! 

Aisa karo meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo. . .*

*rks*

Bap beti se

Bap beti se:tm chup kr

 mobile pe BAT Q krti ho

 sb k samne krne me SHARM ati hai?

CHOTI BEHAN:

Papa baji ko chup k hi baat krne den 

wrna sbko SHARAM aygi. .*

Your Silly Silly Two Eyes

Your Silly Silly Two Eyes Took
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away the REST Of My Heart
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The Rest Of My Heart Was
Taken Away By ur Silly Silly Two Eyes...!
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Samajh Nahi Aaya?
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Ab Aa Jaye Ga
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Tere Mast Mast Do Nain Mere Dil Ka Legaye Chain.
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Mere Dil Ka Legay Chain Tere Mast Mast Do Nain.  

A middle aged man asked the trainer

A middle aged man asked the trainer in gym:...........

"I want to impress beautiful girls,




which machine should I use?"
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Trainer:

"Sir,Use the ATM machine....":-)

A murghi falls in love with kawwa

A murghi falls in love with kawwa... Murgha found out . Murgha:Mujh me kia kami hai. Mae tum se mohbt karta hun. Mujh se ziada pyar tum se koi bhi nai kar sakta koi b nai. . Aisa kia hai os kawway me jo mujh me nai. . Murghi:I respect ur emotions  but He is in Airforce:-o

Ek sardarjee gher gayee

ek sardarjee gher gayee to kan pay hath rakhka howa tha,

 beewee say bolay aaj wagon may 

museebut hogayee, 

keel nay mera kan zukhmee kur dia seat kee waja say,

 beeweee nay kaha tum nay seat budul layna thee to sardar jee bolay kis say badulta, 

saree bus to khalee thee.....

 Tmhri yad mera dil ma

Tmhri yad mera dil ma kuch is trha Sa bas gai ha................
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jaisi chotay say rikshay ma moti c Anti phass gai ha...

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