FUNNY SMS

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Angel: What do you want?Boy: a beaut

Angel: What do you want?

Boy: a beautiful girl

Angle:
if u r muslim I'll give you katrina
if u r hindu I'll give you karine
if u r christian I'll give you Angelina

what's ur name?


Boy: Sheikh Vinod Fernando 

Khushnaseeb hain aapJo Ham aap ko i

Khushnaseeb hain aap

Jo Ham aap ko itni shiddat say chahtay hain

Warna Hum wo hain Jin k Khawab main bhi log
"Appointment" lay kar aatay hain 

Girl: Are you free..?? Lets hang out ton

Girl: Are you free..?? Lets hang out tonight..

Boy: I can't.. I m hanging out with someone else..

Girl: Who..??
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Boy: The most beautiful, special, amazing girl in the world?

Girl: Oh...Gud bye !!!

(5 minutes later the doorbell rings)
Girl: Why are u here?

Boy: I already told you, i was coming over.. :) :)

Girl: kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain? 

Girl: kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain?

Boy: han agr tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki speling suna do t0u

Girl: kuch dair soch k boli dafa karo hum KFC chalte hain.

Boy: acha ye btao k KFC se kya bnta h?

Girl: kuch der sochne k baad sharmindgi se boli acha chalo kahin se naan chhollay kha lete han.:-D

Hahahah 

Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho Tumhari

Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho 

Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya 

Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu 

Girl : Kyu 

Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->

ME Without YOU? 

ME Without YOU?

It's Like A

Facebook Without Friends,

Youtube Without Music

And

Google With Results 

electric 


bijli walo ki
ammi ko
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ko salam anti apne inko kiyo peda kya

Zindgi main

Zindgi main agar kuch hasil krna hai tu hamesha apny demagh ki suno, 

agar demagh sy koi jwab na aaye tu aankhen band 

kr k socho

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k demagh hai b k nhe

bacha kharab nhi hota

fruit kharab nhi hota, makhiyan kharab krti hain
wah
wah
bacha kharab nhi hota bachiyan kharab krti hain

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