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Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost
Boy: I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho
Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy: I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho
Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.
18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?..
18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!
This iz Cheating..
18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!
This iz Cheating..
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai
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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota...
JAO AANDHIYON SE KEH DO....
Darakhton se Jharr jayen Jo Pattey Woh Hum Nahin,........
TANHA........
Jao Aandhiyon se keh do Apni Oqaat Main Rahen. .
If Anyone Forgets A Prayer
Prophet Said:....
If Anyone Forgets A Prayer He Should Pray When He Remembers It.........
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There Is No Expiation Except To Pray The Same..........
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Bukhari-1.571 ........
Chahat To Aaj B Thi Utni Un K Lye
Chahat To Aaj B Thi Utni Un K Lye,..
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Pr Qismat K Haathon Majboor Ho Gye,.....
Dekhi Jo Un Main Apne Lye Be-Rukhi,...
Hm Unki Khushi K Lye Un Se Door Ho Gye. ...........
Kitne Fazool SmS karte Hain
Socho...!
Hum Har Roz kitne Fazool SmS karte Hain..?..........
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Aaj 1 Aur Sahi ;-) ................
Reality Of OUR COUNTRY
Reality Of OUR COUNTRY.
Most of the 1st class passed students get... technical seats; Some become Doctors & some become Engineers.
The 2nd class passed.
students pass MBA & become Administrator & control the 1st class.
The 3rd class passed students enter in to Politics & become Minister & control both.
Last but not least.
The failure joins.
"UNDERWORLD"
and
Control all the Above
Most Filthy Proverb Ever
Most Filthy
Proverb Ever
An APPLE A Day
Becomes POTTY
Next Day . .
Ye Acha hai k ham achay
"Ye Acha hai k ham achay nhi GHALIB".
Kisi ko Dukh to nhi hota ham say naraz honay k baad.
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