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FUNNY SMS


Pathan class may


pathan class may tha,
 aik larka aya,
or bola k jaga per baitho,
 pathan nay bola who r u?




 larka bola iam a monitor ,
pathan bola main c.p.u....................


Aaj kee taza khaber


aaj kee taza khaber.
Pakistan kay sub leadran nay ,

appna sara baher ka paisa wapis manga lia,
                                 or 
America ko imdad ka wada kia hay..................hahahaha











Sardaar Jee




ek sardarjee ghar say niklay to dekha,
 kay samnay kailay ka chilka para tha,
                                  or 
 kehnay lagay, hi rabba ajj phir  pisalna  pare  ga………








Teacher=pathan se



teacher=pathan se ,
ye meri nawasi hai,
is ko english main translate kro,

PATHAN

           ”HANS HANS K CHAIR SE GIR GIA
TEACHER=KIA HUA
PATHAN=ITNA ASAN 89..........





Pepsi funny sms



AAP aur PEPSI may 3 cheezain same hain. …
1. Sab ko pasand ho ,…..
2. Dono sweet ho Aur ………
                 Or
3. Dono may damagh ki bajai dhakan laga hay…… Hahahahahahahaaaaaa



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