FUNNY SMS

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Sher bandhe se


Sher:O Budhe ruk,
muje tra khun pina h,



Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo!


Uska khun garam hoga.


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Sher: nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud ha.




Yar tumhara number ka kya problem ha


Yar tumhara number ka kya problem hai?



mai ne abhi call ki ,
tu operator boli




"wellcome 2 jungle,
 aap ka matloba

bandar darakhat se ulta latka hua hai

plz try later.!




Do Lover Ne Khud Kushi Karne Ka Faisla Kya


Do Lover Ne Khud Kushi Karne Ka Faisla Kya,,,!!!..............
10 Manzila Building Se Pehle Larke Ne Chalang Lagai,,,!!!...........
Usse Dekh Kar Larki Ya Keh Kar Chali gai,,,!!!...........
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"Waqai Pyar Andha Hota Ha",,,!!!.............
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Ye Sun Kar Larke Ne Apna Parashoot Khool Liya,,,!!!..................
Or Kaha ............
"Pyar Kabhi Marta Nhi"..............................


Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.


Doctor implants a New Ear to a man............
..
Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear..........
.
Doctor: It makes no difference......
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Man: It does,Now I hear everything....
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but understand nothing.........

Aaj Jo Dua Mangni Ha Mang Lo

Aaj jo dua mangni ha mang lo,.........

Q k jis gar me kutta ho, ....

us gar me dua qabool nahe hoti, ..........

ye mulk b hamara gar hai, .............

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aur kutta filhal mulk se bahr hai... ;->.............

Zardari Joota Sms Funny

Shiri Rehman Farmati hay............

Zardari hazir hay............

 jooty ki saza panay ko............

wah .....wah..........

Zardari hazir hay ....

jooty ki saza panay ko......

liken koi jutey say na mare........... mere dewane ko.

Some Common Questions

customer :
waiter asi chaai pilao kay ........

tan man dhan main waka waka ho jay

waiter:
Sir humary haan ........

bhains ka doodh ata hay shaakira ka nahi ;)...................